out-of-the-ordinary gifts for the extraordinary

First and foremost, it’s important to remember the real reason for the holiday season – before the gifts, sparkly things and self-inducing food babies after maybe a questionable amount of slices of pumpkin pie – it’s to celebrate Jesus and being saved as human beings, sinners and imperfect people given perfect grace in Him.

It’s a beautiful time to be with your family and friends and to remind them how much they mean to you, although we tend to do that year-round, it’s not always with an array of gifts. For some of us with to-gift lists that include some of the most heinously picky and extraordinary people, this might also include self-inflicting atomic wedgies out of sheer frustration. Spoiler alert: there’s no such thing as a perfect gift, but IMO, these are some things that I think are pretty darn cool and out-of-the-ordinary. Or you could just wrap yourself in Christmas lights (nude or with flame-retardant clothing) and show up at their doorstep. Never fails to surprise.

For the chick (or dude) who drops f-bombs in the shower at least 7 times (by the way, this list is totally biased)

Freakin’ SHOWER SQUIDS, y’all!


For the new Chipotle-loving parent

Have your burrito and coo at it, too, mama.


Genius, right?

For kids (and adults who wish they were kids) who just want to play in the sand without getting it in their buttcrack.

If you’ve never played with this stuff, omg you’re missing out.


For someone who loves baked goods and candles. And candles that look and smell like baked goods. It’s simple, really.

How effing cute.


For the dude who keeps you as warm as this will keep him.

If he’s a keeper, keep him warm in this.


For the friend you’ve shamelessly split a bottle of wine over a breakup with.

No, it’s not a dildo, but it will chill your wine.


For your gym buddy. And yep, you can use my code MEGMO for a discount on anything from weslap.com

Gift cards, the SlapStage Pass, Sale Stacks. Stock up for yourself and for others, save money and save your friends from the chemical crapstorms in most supplements these days.

p.s. we offer gift wrapping now, too.


For the nomad.

Nuff said. Hammock them.


For someone who you spend a lot of time around. Let them spritz themselves with the best smelling nectar in the world. You’ll never get sick of the waif you get in their wake.

My recommendation? Dead Sexy.


For the coffee fiend. Who also likes coffee makers that aren’t ugly.

How gorgeous is this little dude?


For the friend who thinks she’s a unicorn. Don’t give me that look.

Make her bathtime an explosive, retina-burning party.

I might need one of these, too.


For your friend who actually has Narnia located in her purse.

Oh wait….that’s my purse.

Whatever, I can’t be the only one.


For the dude that needs constant entertainment.

Men are funny creatures. They’ve always gotta be playing with their balls.

Laugh if you want, this thing is genius.


For the friend who wants a face that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

I’m serious…this stuff is literally a miracle. I’ve sworn by Alaffia products and what  they stand for for years, they’ve never failed me and this has become the holy grail of all things skincare.

The perfect gift for that gorgeous glow.


And last, but most certainly not least. For the person who dedicated Dinivyls “I Touch Myself” to you at the bar.

It happens, let’s not ever let them forget. 


So, now it’s your turn to tell me, what’s the best gift besides your love that you’re going to gift someone this year?

Suggestions welcome.


One Reply to “out-of-the-ordinary gifts for the extraordinary”

  1. I love that you put Dead Sexy on here! It’s been my fave for years. Plus, it’s fun to tell people what you’re wearing

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